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Yesterday was a bit of a blur. Ain't gonna lie. I tied one on right nicely and I be paying for it today. The best I can do today is sit outside under the shade tree and video tape my hot new 26 year old neighbor. It's kinda fun being a stalker cougar and saying what I want to do to him and putting it all on tape. 
Maybe I can lure him over if I cook him a steak. Topless. Yea that's it. What the hell. All he can say is no which means he is either gay or dead. 
Older women make better lovers right? I pretty sure I'm still drunk. 
Anyway, here's some pics of some stuff I evidently cooked over the weekend. I also OVER FREAKIN' COOKED not one, not two but FOUR racks of baby backs. Of course everybody that ate them said the were great and kept say "they are falling off the bone tender" to which I replied, "You're a loser and you don't deserve to eat my food."
Pork tenderloins weaved up. I actually took the two tenderloins and put the together to make one big one. Works out great like that and gives me more time to cook the bacon.
Bacon wrapped chicken wings. These were awesome. Two pieces of bacon per wing.
Blueberry cheesecake that I later made ice cream with. I did a video of it, but a small part at the end didn't work because the battery was low so I gotta work on that.
Maybe I can lure him over if I cook him a steak. Topless. Yea that's it. What the hell. All he can say is no which means he is either gay or dead. Older women make better lovers right? I pretty sure I'm still drunk. Anyway, here's some pics of some stuff I evidently cooked over the weekend. I also OVER FREAKIN' COOKED not one, not two but FOUR racks of baby backs. Of course everybody that ate them said the were great and kept say "they are falling off the bone tender" to which I replied, "You're a loser and you don't deserve to eat my food."
Pork tenderloins weaved up. I actually took the two tenderloins and put the together to make one big one. Works out great like that and gives me more time to cook the bacon.
Bacon wrapped chicken wings. These were awesome. Two pieces of bacon per wing.
Blueberry cheesecake that I later made ice cream with. I did a video of it, but a small part at the end didn't work because the battery was low so I gotta work on that.
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Stayed in the pool & me eye's are all jacked up...Morgan wore me out....Uhhh....forgot! Right nice work there! 
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