Yesterday was a bit of a blur. Ain't gonna lie. I tied one on right nicely and I be paying for it today. The best I can do today is sit outside under the shade tree and video tape my hot new 26 year old neighbor. It's kinda fun being a stalker cougar and saying what I want to do to him and putting it all on tape. :lol: Maybe I can lure him over if I cook him a steak. Topless. Yea that's it. What the hell. All he can say is no which means he is either gay or dead. :bounce: Older women make better lovers right? I pretty sure I'm still drunk. :welcome:

Anyway, here's some pics of some stuff I evidently cooked over the weekend. I also OVER FREAKIN' COOKED not one, not two but FOUR racks of baby backs. Of course everybody that ate them said the were great and kept say "they are falling off the bone tender" to which I replied, "You're a loser and you don't deserve to eat my food."

Pork tenderloins weaved up. I actually took the two tenderloins and put the together to make one big one. Works out great like that and gives me more time to cook the bacon.

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Bacon wrapped chicken wings. These were awesome. Two pieces of bacon per wing.

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Blueberry cheesecake that I later made ice cream with. I did a video of it, but a small part at the end didn't work because the battery was low so I gotta work on that.

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Great looking food, but not what I had in mind when I read the title of the thread :whistle:

Great looking grub but the title had me "hooked" :whistle:

Awesome weave Cheryl, and the wangs look great as well!! :thumb: :thumb: poi-nts

You can feed me anytime... :whistle: :drooling:

Great looking vittles, Squirrel!!! But where's the goodies??!! LOL!

Great looking smoke... and don't feel alone it's going to take me a couple days to recover from the 4th. :hail:

Nice work sister!..... Be nice to the neighborhood kids now...... Offering candy or seeking help with finding a lost puppy from your van is starting point :noidea:

Nice work sister!..... Be nice to the neighborhood kids now...... Offering candy or seeking help with finding a lost puppy from your van is starting point :noidea:

Or you could ask if he knows anything about plumbing, cause your pipes are dirty and need to be cleaned :whistle:

"You're a loser and you don't deserve to eat my food."


this sounds vaguely familiar from yesterday in me casa....:faint:


very nice squirrel......like the wrap idea on loins and thats neat with the wings......:hail:

Great looking feast there Squirrel! You did that up nicely! :thumb:

Dave

I think I need to drink more when I smoke. Nice post Squirrel! :thumb::cheers:

You said Blur! :faint: Head banging from self induced Tequilla & Bloody Mary's & Natty's! :nana2: Stayed in the pool & me eye's are all jacked up...Morgan wore me out....Uhhh....forgot! Right nice work there! :thumb:

Great post. However, this would be much better with some video.

Next year, I think a helmet cam is in order :bounce:

Nice work Squirrel. I could have me a plate.....:thumb:

Nice Job Cheryl, Looks Great...

You can wrap your loin around my bacon anytime...:whistle:

Great post. However, this would be much better with some video.

Next year, I think a helmet cam is in order :bounce:

Hmmmm... helmet cam.... :whistle:
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:eek: Mmmm great looking loins ya got there..:drooling: Flappers are pretty tempting also Great job on the cook and thanks for sharing the ideas :thumb:

Wonderful smoked goodies, Squirrel! :drooling: I love the tenderloin stuffed in the tenderloin idea. :hail:

Those look like bacon Boomerangs! Cool! :thumb:

Wonderful smoked goodies, Squirrel! :drooling: I love the tenderloin stuffed in the tenderloin idea. :hail:

Now there ya go. Tenderloin stuffed in tenderloin. You, my lady are a genius. Love me some Becky girl!!!:banana_smiley:

that chz cake looks to die for............

Dang girl - you did all that with a hangover? Looks amazing. :banana_smiley:

Dang girl - you did all that with a hangover? Looks amazing. :banana_smiley:

amazing??? gary, ya should have seen what she did while GETTING the hangover......while on one foot even! :whistle:

amazing??? gary, ya should have seen what she did while GETTING the hangover......while on one foot even! :whistle:

You so funny Rob. It's amazing how flexible one becomes while intoxicated. :whistle:

You so funny Rob. It's amazing how flexible one becomes while intoxicated. :whistle:

shit, if i still drank my fat ass could limbo under a door crack!

Cheryl, I have no idea what you look like but if I was single I'd be on a plane heading your way just for the damn blueberry cheese cake. Good lord! It looks amazing. Hell just lure the guy over withth cheese cake. Anything else is just a bonus! :drooling: But do make him wear the UPS hat! Just to ice the cake so to speak. :lol: