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A Russian wrestler and a wrestler from the USA were set to
square off for the Olympic Gold medal.
Before the final match, the USA wrestler's
trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all
the research we've done on this Russian. He's never
lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold!
If he does, you're finished"; the USA wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the USA wrestler and the Russian
circled each other several times, looking for an
opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward,
grabbing the USA wrestler and wrapping him up in the dreaded
pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the
crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands,
for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from
the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in
time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and the USA wrestler
collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got
his wrestler alone, He asked, "How did you ever get
out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered "Well, I was ready to give
up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment,
I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right
in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my
last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and
bit those babies just as hard as I could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get
when you bite your own nuts."
square off for the Olympic Gold medal.
Before the final match, the USA wrestler's
trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all
the research we've done on this Russian. He's never
lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold!
If he does, you're finished"; the USA wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the USA wrestler and the Russian
circled each other several times, looking for an
opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward,
grabbing the USA wrestler and wrapping him up in the dreaded
pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the
crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands,
for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from
the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in
time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and the USA wrestler
collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got
his wrestler alone, He asked, "How did you ever get
out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered "Well, I was ready to give
up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment,
I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right
in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my
last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and
bit those babies just as hard as I could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get
when you bite your own nuts."
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