I was having a drink in a small bar and I noticed an older man sitting at the end. He was drinking pretty heavily. I noticed he kept looking in his front shirt pocket. Finally my curiosity got the best of me. I walked over and asked him what he kept looking at. He said it was a picture of his wife and that as soon as she starts looking good he was going home.

:lol: :thumb:

that was good but i really liked the bitch slap that was so right:bounce:

Hehe...:lol:

Hey....that reminds me of my ex!