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  • sir, your cardiologist awaits...

    so, the wife and I wanted some burgers for dinner one night a while ago. for one reason or another, i didn't grill them, so I did the next best thing... FRY them.

    step one, fry a pound of bacon... the fattier the better as far as I was concerned that evening.

    2.) take one pound of burger, season properly, and devide into even 1/4 pound burgers.

    3.) fry burgers to artery-clogging perfection. top with cheese if so desired.

    4.) place burgers onto buns and top with required condiments.

    5.) make emergency appointment with cardiologist as soon as possible for a good artery scrub-down and lecture about "proper heart health"...

    #$%^ it... i'm 22 and have my own house now. mom always told me "no" when I wanted dinners like this, so now it's my time to shine, then hit the floor in cardiac arrest.

    for your viewing pleasure:





    for those of us who are not math-friendly, that's a 1/4 lb of burger, 1/4 lb of bacon, and a whole day worth of non-regret and happy feelings. by the way... mine were stuffed with 2 slices of american cheese... turned out perfect.

    Later,
    Andy
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    Cant beat a good burger..
    Ken


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    • #3
      Heck yeah...now that's the way a burger should be...just tell me you didn't put that miracle whip on that delicious looking burger!

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      • #4
        yeah, i did... the way I see it, if I'm going to die soon, I might aw well have no chance of ever returning. lol

        Later,
        Andy
        Current babies:
        -Daughter's 10"x24" RF smoker
        -RichTee's Lang :)
        Former Lineup:
        -Charbroil Santa Fe grill
        -1954'ish Philco fridge smoker
        -1950's GE electric fridge smoker in progress (Went to WuTang and will probably never be completed. lol)
        -enough beer to drown any problem/ailment you may encounter

        "if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough"
        BTW, U of M sucks, Go Big Red! I have bragging rights to 2018!

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        • #5
          Heck toss the hamburger and just add another 1/4 pound of bacon
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          • #6
            Don't worry too much about the cardiologist. I'm 40 years older than you and been eating like that most of my life. BTW, good looking burgers!
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            • #7
              Frie's & a Beer Please! Dern sure look's good! I'm on it!
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              • #8
                NICE! Is that part of a balanced breakfast? Cause I haven't had mine yet. Hey, we're practically neighbors. I'm about 45 min. South of Omaha around Syracuse.
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                • #9
                  topped with white bun too!

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                  • #10
                    hell compared to the elvis special that's just pure healthy.

                    Now if you were to add peanut butter another pound of bacon and then soak the whole thing in butter and fry it again - THAT would be unhealthy :-)

                    But that's a decent looking burger
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                    • #11
                      Now, thats a great looking burger,,,,,,

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                      • #12
                        i wonder ..... could you deep fry a burger (the whole burger). I mean, after all, anything deep fried is better isn't it??? Great looking burgers tho.
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                        • #13
                          Those look great.....
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                          • #14
                            Looking good....take two to go....extra
                            Bacon.....mmmmmm....Bacon.
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                            • #15
                              i wonder ..... could you deep fry a burger (the whole burger). I mean, after all, anything deep fried is better isn't it??? Great looking burgers tho.
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                              I belive you can deep fry just about anything. Especially the bacon.
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