First of all, I think these things are ridiculous.
Ridiculously easy
Ridiculously cheap
Ridiculously awesome - you won't eat just one. And if you happen to have a little summer sausage or smoked cheese, KATIE BAR THE DOOR AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
Here we go with the typical players...you could use other types of crackers, or the little oyster crackers would be good too. I like the standard saltines.
Typically I like the Fiesta ranch as my favorite, and today I'm gonna add some butter flavored oil.
Put the entire box of crackers in a large zip lock bag...this one is a 2.5 gallon jumbo.
measure out a cup or maybe 1 1/4 cup oil.
Add the ranch dressing, 2 tablespoons of red pepper flakes, and I put in 1/2 teaspoon of smitty's
I nuke it for a short time to warm the oil up and stir it to make sure everything is dissolved.
Dump it over the saltines.
Put some air in the bag, zip it shut and rotate it so everything gets coated.
Grab a beer and try to eat just one.
The oil absorbs and these are not greasy. The smitty's is awesome with this, but I bet a little MH general Purpose would be killer too. Add whatever you like, but the basic recipe is awesome just as written.
Ridiculously easy
Ridiculously cheap
Ridiculously awesome - you won't eat just one. And if you happen to have a little summer sausage or smoked cheese, KATIE BAR THE DOOR AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
Here we go with the typical players...you could use other types of crackers, or the little oyster crackers would be good too. I like the standard saltines.
Typically I like the Fiesta ranch as my favorite, and today I'm gonna add some butter flavored oil.
Put the entire box of crackers in a large zip lock bag...this one is a 2.5 gallon jumbo.
measure out a cup or maybe 1 1/4 cup oil.
Add the ranch dressing, 2 tablespoons of red pepper flakes, and I put in 1/2 teaspoon of smitty's
I nuke it for a short time to warm the oil up and stir it to make sure everything is dissolved.
Dump it over the saltines.
Put some air in the bag, zip it shut and rotate it so everything gets coated.
Grab a beer and try to eat just one.
The oil absorbs and these are not greasy. The smitty's is awesome with this, but I bet a little MH general Purpose would be killer too. Add whatever you like, but the basic recipe is awesome just as written.
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