Who's French? You mean he's a frog... I love frog legs..
The French are pissed because they haven't won their own race in a looong time. Plus, they loooove drugs.
If you want proof that Lance is the man, just watch the 2003 TDF.... They haven't been so pissed since LeMond won it after getting blasted in the chest w/a shotgun!
No name Egg smoker.. Older than me I think
Elec. Turkey Fryer
Elec. Deep Fryer
snowmobile engine hot dogs.... welcome to Michigan
Is that vague enough??? Why do you think I'm going UDS?? I'm generic!
Meat, Heat, Smoke... Anything else? Oh yeah, rub n' mop.. wait... sounds like a country/western song.