Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash...

[Dysartsmoker]

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...5&in_page_id=2


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A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

[Richtee]

Ummm ahhh...

[Texas-Hunter]

I hope CA is OK...

[Uncle-Honky]

I've seen that movie....The world according to Garp??? With Robin Williams...lol

[travcoman45]

Hotdog! Yipes! Sumtin ta be said bout motel rooms eh?

[SMOKE FREAK]

I knew better than to read this one. But I couldnt stop myself.

Ouch.........................

[supervman]

I duck hunt in Canada in the Delta Marsh area about an hours drive NW of Winnipeg.
We use Metis Guides (local Indian/French Canadian Mix).
These guys have fantastic eyes. They can see birds WAY before any of us can.
Anyway, one day Laurence says see that white house across the marsh.
Hell, I couldn't even see the other side of the marsh and that was 20 years ago.
SO we all just said yeah.

He goes on to explain that the guy who owns the house was havin an affair with a gal half his age and his wife found out and was NOT all that happy about it (big surprise).

So he goes out with this gal one night. Comes home. Gets Sloshed and passes out on the couch.

Wife siezes the opportunity and either gets the guy naked or he just is naked and she SUPER GLUES the top side of his pecker to his stomach so it's pointing at his face.

He wakes up hours later to take a pee and he wasn't too happy!

I guess after several surgeries his pecker is still a mess.

Laurence said his wife AND girlfriend left him and EVERYONE knows his pecker is a mess.

[Jimr]

Go figure.............Nobody likes you when your pecker is a mess!!!!

[supervman]

Yeah, I guess his former wife would be considered a
PECKER WRECKER ! :)

[MossyMO]

I believe that move is called the Nasty Lorena or else the Bobbitt Special !!!

[Dysartsmoker]

I duck hunt in Canada in the Delta Marsh area about an hours drive NW of Winnipeg.
We use Metis Guides (local Indian/French Canadian Mix).
These guys have fantastic eyes. They can see birds WAY before any of us can.
Anyway, one day Laurence says see that white house across the marsh.
Hell, I couldn't even see the other side of the marsh and that was 20 years ago.
SO we all just said yeah.

He goes on to explain that the guy who owns the house was havin an affair with a gal half his age and his wife found out and was NOT all that happy about it (big surprise).

So he goes out with this gal one night. Comes home. Gets Sloshed and passes out on the couch.

Wife siezes the opportunity and either gets the guy naked or he just is naked and she SUPER GLUES the top side of his pecker to his stomach so it's pointing at his face.

He wakes up hours later to take a pee and he wasn't too happy!

I guess after several surgeries his pecker is still a mess.

Laurence said his wife AND girlfriend left him and EVERYONE knows his pecker is a mess.

[RowdyRay]

Now, I've heard of using superglue to close cuts, and re-attaching body parts.....but that's just mean.

I knew there was a reason I don't keep the stuff around. There could be a woman or two, mad at me. Ah heck, they all are. I haven't figured out how to make them happy, any better then the rest of ya.

[HawgHeaven]

OMG... for a moment, I thought this thread was about my first wife...

Don't ask.

[supervman]

Now, I've heard of using superglue to close cuts, and re-attaching body parts.....but that's just mean.

I haven't figured out how to make them happy, any better then the rest of ya.

I beg to differ on that one my friend!

A happy woman is a man's friend, but you still can't figgur out how that brain of theirs werks.

Beers, Football, Meat n Taters, Huntin and Fishin is a WHOLE lot different than Shoes, Book Club and Bunko.

Beats the hell outta me but I like what I like. Can't quite figgure out why they're not on the same wavelength! :) Guess it's good they're not but it sure is challenging sometimes.

P.S. I HATE capital H candle stores. Smells WAY WORSE than a baby's diaper! Makes me gag to the point of - well, you don't want to know.