My wife's butt...

[roadrunr]

Well, uh..I mean the one I'm makin fer her birthday party tomorrow.
I caught you lookin Preacher

Yep, they gonna be on around 4-5am. Also got some turds, chix quarters, sweet corn, n cheesy taters. The beautiful beginning of another drunken barbeque mess...

One fire, one ice...

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[SMOKE FREAK]

Just wait till your wife finds out youre talkin about her butt to strangers...

[supervman]

AND
showin folks each cheek weighs in about 12-15 lbs EACH ! :)

On Edit -

I'm also thinkin
that once she catches on FIRE

she'll have him 'on ice' in no time! :)

( I crack myself up sometimes)

[Bassman]

Sounds like you have a busy day ahead. Just don't forget the rest of the pics.

[roadrunr]

Let me ask ya folks. Is it wrong to pop a cold one when ya start up the smoker at 4am?

Here they be 2 hours in...

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[DaveNH]

Let me ask ya folks. Is it wrong to pop a cold one when ya start up the smoker at 4am?

Here they be 2 hours in...

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Yes...but who give a s#%@...pop it..

Tell your wife not to worry about the size of her butts, they will shrink by 50% and everyone will be drooling over them.

[Texas-Hunter]

Yes...but who give a s#%@...pop it..

Tell your wife not to worry about the size of her butts, they will shrink by 50% and everyone will be drooling over them.

Ha!!! True Dat!

[RowdyRay]

Pretty sure it's wrong to play with your wife's butt in public. And don't smack me for staring at it for a minute. Lol.

Let us know how they turn out. Oh, and there's never a wrong time to crack a beer. Unless you're driving.

[Bbqgoddess]

RR,
Your wife has a nice couple of butts!
Looks like the birthday bash will be a success. Dont forget cooks get to be sauced, I think its a requirement for anyone who is within a five foot range of the smoker

[Zeeker]

Let me ask ya folks. Is it wrong to pop a cold one when ya start up the smoker at 4am?

Hell roadrunr: I classify a smoke as a holiday, anything goes. You do what you want Bud. Enjoy the day, be it morning, noon, or night. Just don't fall when you take the meat out of the smoker.lol All the best.

[morkdach]

hey tell the wife nice butt & go ahead and pop a cold one its 5 oclock somewhere

[roadrunr]

Well ya ever have one of them days when ya wish ya stayed in bed? 30% chance of rain this evening my ass. It's farken stormin here. First the wind came and jazzes everything up, now hail n damn downpours sideways. Luckily the butts got foiled and are in the oven, but not sure yet if the rest of the stuff planned is gonna get done cuz I aint got a big enuff oven...lol. So what do ya do when things go south for ya? Go along for the ride...

At the five hour mark...

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Had a feeling I was screwed...

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When I knew I was screwed...

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When things go south...go along for the ride...

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I'll let ya'll know how this turns out

[Capt]

Looks good! I couldn't tell you how many times I have been rained on during a smoke!

[Texas-Hunter]

Thats not rain... It's Liquid Sunshine..

[roadrunr]

Well I decided to take one for the team, and went on with the show. I'll post some pics in a while...